Sharks Can Fly?!?!?!

Hey guys. Regarding the title. Wouldn't it be sooooooo cool if sharks could fly? I mean think about it. I love the idea. Anyway, you wouldn't know it by looking at me, but well there's a lot of things you wouldn't know by looking at me, but I am a serious nerd and I love YouTube. Me and my friend are dedicating the year of 2013 to YouTube personalities. Tobuscus gets January, NigaHiga gets February, Smosh gets March, Julian Smith gets April, SecretAgentBob gets May, The Annoying Orange gets June, TheKeyOfAwesome gets July,ItsKingsleyBitch gets August, FluffeeTalks gets September, PewDiePie gets October, RayWilliamJohnson gets November, and JacksFilms gets December! And the other day I found out Julian Smith and RayWilliamJohnson are working together now I'm SO Excited! Anyway back to a different Topic, I've narrowed whatever my blog's going to be about down to three topics! Photography, Astronomy, or Doctor Who. Anyway for my last topic of the week I finished my "You know you're a nerd when. . ." List! And Here it is! 


You know you're  geek when. . .
1. You enjoy watching Harry Potter, Lord of the rings, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Star Trek, or other
2. You know what manga nd cos-play are
3. You correct people when they call Smeagol, Gollum or vice versa
4. You beat all your friends at chess
5. You've been called a nerd or geek and recognise yourself as one
6. 42 is the meaning of life
7. You still watch cartoons/anime on a regular basis
8. You've been to vintage stock, gamestop, or other
9. You've worn a bow-tie before
10. The history teacher mentions Leif Ericson and you're reminded of Spongebob
11. You refuse to watch movies until you've read the books
12. You have a favorite tree
13. You don't dress up on 'Nerd Day' because you're a nerd and you dress like THIS
14. You've been told 'Oh my God. You actually match today!'
15. You frequently confuse and attract strange looks from people
16. You're on a first name basis with the librarian
17. You've been compared to Sheldon Cooper
18. You know what the word oxymoron means
19. You have more e-mail addresses than you do pairs of shoes
20. You spend more than 10 minutes contemplating how traffic lights work
21. You can hold detailed conversations in a second language
22. Sleep and nighttime are no longer irrevocably linked
23. You can remember your web address faster than your phone number
24. You create your own fads
25. You do extra homework because it sounds fun
26. You're proud of being OCD
27. You had to move to a bigger house because your comic book collection had taken over
28. You can track the geek gene through your family tree
29. You have a Yoda doormat
30. You spend 25% of your income on gaming books and paraphernalia
31. You know what a Babel fish is and how to use it
32. Your parents have given up hope that your playing with action figures is just a phase
33. You refer to your fat overbearing boss as Jabba
34. You know more about the workings of Enterprise than you do your own car
35. Your neighbor called the police because he overheard you bragging about killing people on World of Warcraft
36. You brought your friends to the dark side by introducing them to your geeky hobbies
38. People tell you your a cannibal when you eat Nerds
39. You're afraid to blink every time you see an angel statue
40. You knew Superman came from Krypton before you knew where babies came from
41. Poking and being poked is offensive to your imaginary culture
42. You're a perky goth
43. You'd name dog 'Chewie'
44. You can sit through a Sci-Fi original without getting sick
45. You point and laugh when your friends forget their gravity checks
46. You still play 'squish' with your friends in class
47. You're a grammar nazi
48. You regularly wear pigtails
49. You celebrate Pi Day 3/14
50. You use a fan for Darth Vader impressions
51. Someone asks you why the sky is blue and you attempt  to explain to them the atmospheric absorption theory
52. You've got Pi, Pi squared, Pi cubed, and the square root of Pi memorized
53. You say 'linear' instead of 'in order'
54. Someone says 'What are the odds?' and you calculate them
55. You can solve a Rubix cube in less than 10 minutes
56. You take naps in the comfy chairs in Barnes&Noble
57. Tech Support calls YOU for help
58. You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
59. You've used the term 'Bazinga'
60. You get annoyed when people call manga, comic books or vice versa
61. Your mind works like Sherlock Holmes
62. You've sincerely asked your parents for an Ewok and gotten one
63. You set aside a whole weekend to watch your favorite movies and play video games (geekend)
64. You stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE
65. You've burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project
66. You have more toys than your kids
67. Your I.Q. is larger than your weight
68. Your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
69. You have more friends on the Internet than in real life
70. You can relate to this list

Cite's: Alum.wpi.edu/+geek
Julen.net/ephemera/pub/Geek.html
Thefrisky.com/2010-07-13/you-know-youre-a-geek-when-
Macabeeknives.com/dork.html
sff.net/people/pff/geek.html
All of my friends. You know who you are;)