Hehe! Happy Birfday!

Okay first thing to address today is HAPPY BIRFDAY RACHEL! She probably doesn't even know this blog exsists but anywho! 
And second is, I was supposed to like twist and morph one of Disney's stories for Creative writing, which is officially my new favorite! I picked Tinkerbell because I love Faeries! Anyway, I turned Tinkerbell into mental patient and I had to change their names and the scene so here you go: Tinkerbell = Shae
... Silvermist = Rayne
...Queen Clarion = Princess Olivia
...Iridessa = Sunshine
...Fawn = Doe
...Rosetta = Rose
...Terence = Patrick.[Scene: Shae is just being born from a Dandelion seed] 

And as the dandelion seed fell lightly upside down it magically transformed into a long haired bleach blonde hair falling passed her waist. She looked around blinded by the lights  being focused on her. After a few minutes she could see a hundred faeries looking at her in awe. She collapsed.
She woke later in a completely white room with nothing but the bed the was lying in. There was a water fae tending to her, she had long black hair and the clearest blue eyes. She had a dainty voice. The lights were hurting Shae's sensitive eyes and she must've noticed because she ran over to turn off the lights apologizing the whole way, her wings were the most beautiful of blues. 'Hi, I'm Rayne. . . ' She introduced herself awkwardly. Shae smiled as sweetly as she could. Rayne then remembered that this faerie hadn't yet had her talent chosen. She ran out of the room after saying that she'd be right back. Shae said her own name quite confidently to herself. 
An hour later Rayne returned with five other fae. There was four girls and a single boy.  The boy was covered in dust and looked a little embarrassed, but Shae thought he was cute, with his shaggy blonde hair that he constantly swept out of his eyes. Then there was a tomboyish looking girl wearing a longer orange shirt and she had a long braid in her hair, she introduced herself as Doe. Then a black girl with a bun, and a yellow sunflower seed dress said her name was Sunshine. And after that a preppy girl with a pink tulip dress and too much make up said her name was Rose, and honestly introduced the very quiet boy who looked at her like there was no one else in the room, was Patrick and he thought the Shae was adorable. He blushed even more and then looked at Rose as if he was plotting revenge. 
After everyone had made their introductions the last faerie left was the most tall, elegant, graceful faerie ever. And she silenced  the other fae in one thought. Princess Olivia had a telepathic connection with all of them.
'I am Princess Olivia.' She stated
'Shae.' Shae replied with a smile
'Yes, I've acknowledged-' She said coldly 'now, to choose your talent close your eyes and calm yourself.'
Shae thought this strange but did it anyway. She closed her eyes impatiently and breathed. Nothing was happening. This lasted for 20 or 30 minutes, until Shae heard gasps from almost everyone. She opened her eyes after feeling a searing pain all over her body. There were tattoo's of pipes running all over her body, they were burning into her skin. Shae screamed until her voice box ripped in half or so it seemed.
She looked around and realized there was a straight jacket on her. she looked around as a girl with long black hair, beautiful big blue eyes, and a dainty voice came in to give her her pills. After Shae calmed down a bit, the girl leaned down and said I like your wings. And as she was walking away Shae saw to beautiful baby blue wings with feathers. And as she looked behind her there were golden metal wings but they fluttered hopelessly under the strain of medication.

What do you think? I changed it a bit since I read it aloud in class but I like this one much better. Oh and guess what else I finally have 40 elements memorized! I'll be at 113 in no time! Lol So, I have a new obsession it's called Bleach! OMG I love it so much! Ichigo is so. . . . .  AMAZING!

I'm going to feel super uncomfortable for like two months writing ?/?/13 instead of ?/?/12

Hey you guys! So it's New Years Day! We totally survived. That makes me happy! Anyway I just wanted to talk a little about books today, I finished the perks of being a wallflower and it was amazing! But I also now understand why they don't carry it in my library since I'm only in 8th grade. The book talks aa lot about the main character Charlie doing pot and LSD, and about discovering sex and masturbation and lots of other things like that. Now I understand the book was set in 1991-1992 but, he's 16! And I know kids were a lot more. . . mature about being immature than they are now, but this book just scares me how much Charlie doesn't know in the beginning. I'm going to Neverland tomorrow! Exciting isn't it? I'm not actually going to Neverland it's just going to be me and my friend hiding away in our heads and possibly watching movies where normal people can't criticize 
us. It's going to be EPIC! Anyway, I've started writing a story about a dead girl who's in love with this living guy who's in love with his fiancee and the book is about the dead girl realizing that to be happy she has to help the living -now- dead guy figure out why he hasn't passe don. I got the idea from this show called Being Human,but I switched the gender of the roles around and the guys and the girl's principals are not the same at all as they are in the show. Oh My God guys! Guess what? I'm an aunt! My baby niece was born the other day, I was so happy! And I want to say that I have more stuff than that to talk about but honestly i don't. . . ;D I just want you guys I mean, I only have 2 followers and it's only 1 person on 2 blogs, but you should totally go to my YouTube page! We have only posted one video on there so far but. . . .  I think it's going to have a really great start, January is Tobuscus's month well, that's the month my friend chose for him . . .  so we're going to mock him until February 1st, then we're going to mock NigaHiga! OMG you guys you know what I just realized? Me and my Mom were supposed to have a geekend (Geek Weekend if you couldn't deduce for yourself, a  weekend that you've cleared to play your favorite geeky video games and watch all your favorite geeky movies!) And my mom doesn't watch anime or play video games all that much so it wouldn't have really been official, but I thought it was going to be cool. But then We got The Fellowship Of The Ring watched and The Two Towers and then we kind of gave up because, we'd taken 3 days to watch those alone because we'd also been doing a ton of other things, like cleaning and going into town to do stuff! We were totally gonna watch all the Star Wars movies both trilogy's and The Matrix, and Harry Potter, and Marvel movies even the more recent more sucky ones, Eh, Idk it just makes me wanna Nerd Rage! anywho enough of me rambling for one week! I hope you guys had an AMAZING New Years! I'm going to take a picture off of Facebook's suggestion and take a jar and every time something good happens to me write it down and put it in the jar.

Happy Christmas!

Hey you guys, so it's Christmas, and like I think I've mentioned before, I am not religious and neither is my family but we're Orthodox Christian, well at least they are I don't have a religion. So we celebrate Christmas, but I'd like to also say Happy Hanukkah, and Merry Kwanza and others! Oh.and just so you know I'm going to start a vlog, it's going  to be on Tuesday too, and I'm going to post it on here too, but it'll also be on YouTube. Okay and also, the two or three people that might be reading this, you might want to know that Every week I'm requesting fan artwork of a certain fictional couple. This isn't going to star until sometime next year. Hopefully I'll have more followers by then, probably not though. :( Sad Panda. . .  Okay IN OTHER NEWS! My book is going really well, I'm already on chapter 4. It usually takes me forever to write stuff. Speaking of books I got two amazing books right before Break began. They're M.T. Anderson's The Empire of Gut and Bone and The Chamber in the Sky. I've been waiting for these ever since I finished The Suburb beyond the Stars I love this guys books. And right before those I finished reading this amazing book called The Various by Stephen AuGuarde. sorry I know Books are usually Jackie's thing but I couldn't help but mention those. Speaking of Jackie, we have a bet on who can memorize the periodic table better, and I can't remember the stakes. But I've got 28 of them memorized! Out of 111 that's not that many, but I'm still proud of myself! Oh and Jackie, I'm just going to say this because I don't care who sees. . . I'm giving up on Braden. I realized the other day that even if we did get together, I wouldn't be as happy as I would be with Austin. Anyway yeah, I have to go help my grandma make Christmas dinner but I hope you guys have an amazing holiday season.

Looking Into the Future and My Smartness Levels!

Hey you guys. so the first thing I want to address today is that,My friends today told me I wasn't a Geek! Can you believe that? Me! Not a  geek! Haha! The 'You know you're a geek when...' list was my idea! Just because I'm not in CATS (Special smart program for our school) Or in Algebra 1, and my whole life is a blonde moment doesn't mean I'm not just as smart as you guys, I don't know the square root of Pi, or anything like that, doesn't mean I'm dumb. It means I'm perfectly smart! I don't know that kind of bothers me that you guys think I'm dumb. Anywho IN OTHER NEWS . . . Today I was thinking of how much I hate this little town I live in. I hate it. I mean I used to hate it a lot worse before I stopped caring about what people think about me, but i still hate it. I have a ton of friends that I would take a bullet for, but I still hate it. I like it a lot better than my other schools, but I still hate it. I've seen the same girl around town twice this week, and I'm not going to end up like her. She walks around in jammie pants and sweatshirts (Same as me), buys alcohol from the grocery store, and lives in the trashiest trailer park in this entire state. I'm not one to really judge but I decided that that is the lowest point, she's not really that old but I decided I'm not going to yell at kids for leaning on a fence (We've run into each other before) But, I'm going to get out of this town. I don't care if I have to get straight A's for the rest of my school life to get a scholarship, I'll go into the military to get a scholarship (I was planning on it anyway) but, I am not going to end up like her. no offense if you're like her. It's good for you! Just not me. I don't know, That's just the kind of stuff that bothers me. I mean, I slept in a dress and jeans last night then when I got up I put on a really old baggy shirt a sweatshirt over it, and some Tinkerbell fuzzy jammers. And then I wore fuzzy white boots to top it all off! Like I said before i don't care about what people think about me. I care about what I think about me.

R.I.P.-------------------- Bailey's Elder Scrolls IV:Oblivion video game & Jackie's Yo-yo. May they both rest in pieces and not drag our hopes and dreams down with their deaths.

Anyway yeah I hope you guys had an amazing week like I had! BTW Jackie, I frowned upon it and I decided that the origin of Pity is sadness. Whether it be self or others. And I couldn't find it on Google so, yeah. I actually had to think about something.

Meteor Showers and Stephen Hawking!

Hey you guys! There's going to be a meteor shower on Thursday the 13th! You will be able to see it from all around the world after dusk to dawn on the 14th. It's going to be beautiful make sure you watch it! I know I'm going to! http://www.seasky.org/astronomy/astronomy-calendar-2013.html <----- That's a cool website that I go to every day! Me and my Grandma watched a cool documentary called Into the universe with Stephen Hawking. There were 3 episodes total and the first one was about the possibility of Aliens. . . extremely possible by the way( Jaclyn you know what this means!). The 2nd was about Time Travel and Hawking establishing the act of Time Travel into the past would be impossible but into the future, people do every day. being closer to Massive objects such as the pyramid of Giza slows down time. And there's a satellite orbiting earth that loses a millionth of a second every day. and he was talking about if there was a spaceship orbiting a black hole then their time would be divided by 2 compared to ours for example 16 minutes on Earth would be 8 minutes for the spaceship. And then he said if there was a train going round Earth at 99.99% of the speed of light and it went around the world repeatedly for 100 years then at the end of the 100 years the people would come out of the train and have only experienced a week on the train. SWEET huh? The reason for this I think is because light speed is the limit and therefore nature prevents going over the limit by slowing down time inside the train. Or something like that, I'm not exactly positive. . . you might want to watch it yourself to make sure my brain comprehended it right. And I never got to finish watching the 3rd episode I will eventually but not right now. I watched it on Netflix Instant Play, but I'm sure there are other sources to get it at. Anyway thanks for listening to me ramble! Well this was supposed to go on my astronomy page but I can't figure out how to get it there so. . .

Wow! I need more interesting titles!

I'm making a collage. It's gonna be uber amazing! Hey,Okay first off today is Mrs. Stewart's birthday and my friend Krysta's birthday! I watched this cool documentary on skunks on Wednesday on PBS. Now I want one they're so cute! and IN OTHER NEWS! I'm attempting to teach myself to be ambidextrous. Hey! I got PLUR if you guys don't know what that means you should go look it up! Everyone says 'Epic Fail' and 'Ermahgerd' (in real life) now. And that was originally my and Kyra's thing. I can't do it anymore because then I'd be cool~! . . . I watched 2 super cool movies on Saturday They were called The Final and Altered. One is about this group of misfits at school who were being made fun of, torturing the people who made fun of them, and the other is about aliens. IN OTHER NEWS! I'm writing a story based off all of my friends and me and some other made up characters. It's about a girl-me-who when she falls asleep she wakes up in another world. In the 'dream world' she's a princess of a place called Ember Falls. She's committed to the Marquis of the underworld. (I did research and used the same name) Who I decided to make an Incubus whose been cursed by a witch to not be able to have offspring unless he's in love with the baby's mother. anyway one day Joelle -the main character- wakes up in the 'real world' to find a note that says the 'dream world' is actually the 'real world'. So in her 'dream world' she goes on an epic journey to find the person who somehow sent the note to her. Oh and no one in the 'dream world' is human except Jo-jo. IN OTHER NEWS! I'm making and epic-ness list. I'm going to have a list of all the letters in the alphabet and every epic thing I think of  that starts with each letter will be there. Okay you guys should go check out my Astronomy and Photography pages. Because I've got new stuff on both of them!

Sharks Can Fly?!?!?!

Hey guys. Regarding the title. Wouldn't it be sooooooo cool if sharks could fly? I mean think about it. I love the idea. Anyway, you wouldn't know it by looking at me, but well there's a lot of things you wouldn't know by looking at me, but I am a serious nerd and I love YouTube. Me and my friend are dedicating the year of 2013 to YouTube personalities. Tobuscus gets January, NigaHiga gets February, Smosh gets March, Julian Smith gets April, SecretAgentBob gets May, The Annoying Orange gets June, TheKeyOfAwesome gets July,ItsKingsleyBitch gets August, FluffeeTalks gets September, PewDiePie gets October, RayWilliamJohnson gets November, and JacksFilms gets December! And the other day I found out Julian Smith and RayWilliamJohnson are working together now I'm SO Excited! Anyway back to a different Topic, I've narrowed whatever my blog's going to be about down to three topics! Photography, Astronomy, or Doctor Who. Anyway for my last topic of the week I finished my "You know you're a nerd when. . ." List! And Here it is! 


You know you're  geek when. . .
1. You enjoy watching Harry Potter, Lord of the rings, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Star Trek, or other
2. You know what manga nd cos-play are
3. You correct people when they call Smeagol, Gollum or vice versa
4. You beat all your friends at chess
5. You've been called a nerd or geek and recognise yourself as one
6. 42 is the meaning of life
7. You still watch cartoons/anime on a regular basis
8. You've been to vintage stock, gamestop, or other
9. You've worn a bow-tie before
10. The history teacher mentions Leif Ericson and you're reminded of Spongebob
11. You refuse to watch movies until you've read the books
12. You have a favorite tree
13. You don't dress up on 'Nerd Day' because you're a nerd and you dress like THIS
14. You've been told 'Oh my God. You actually match today!'
15. You frequently confuse and attract strange looks from people
16. You're on a first name basis with the librarian
17. You've been compared to Sheldon Cooper
18. You know what the word oxymoron means
19. You have more e-mail addresses than you do pairs of shoes
20. You spend more than 10 minutes contemplating how traffic lights work
21. You can hold detailed conversations in a second language
22. Sleep and nighttime are no longer irrevocably linked
23. You can remember your web address faster than your phone number
24. You create your own fads
25. You do extra homework because it sounds fun
26. You're proud of being OCD
27. You had to move to a bigger house because your comic book collection had taken over
28. You can track the geek gene through your family tree
29. You have a Yoda doormat
30. You spend 25% of your income on gaming books and paraphernalia
31. You know what a Babel fish is and how to use it
32. Your parents have given up hope that your playing with action figures is just a phase
33. You refer to your fat overbearing boss as Jabba
34. You know more about the workings of Enterprise than you do your own car
35. Your neighbor called the police because he overheard you bragging about killing people on World of Warcraft
36. You brought your friends to the dark side by introducing them to your geeky hobbies
38. People tell you your a cannibal when you eat Nerds
39. You're afraid to blink every time you see an angel statue
40. You knew Superman came from Krypton before you knew where babies came from
41. Poking and being poked is offensive to your imaginary culture
42. You're a perky goth
43. You'd name dog 'Chewie'
44. You can sit through a Sci-Fi original without getting sick
45. You point and laugh when your friends forget their gravity checks
46. You still play 'squish' with your friends in class
47. You're a grammar nazi
48. You regularly wear pigtails
49. You celebrate Pi Day 3/14
50. You use a fan for Darth Vader impressions
51. Someone asks you why the sky is blue and you attempt  to explain to them the atmospheric absorption theory
52. You've got Pi, Pi squared, Pi cubed, and the square root of Pi memorized
53. You say 'linear' instead of 'in order'
54. Someone says 'What are the odds?' and you calculate them
55. You can solve a Rubix cube in less than 10 minutes
56. You take naps in the comfy chairs in Barnes&Noble
57. Tech Support calls YOU for help
58. You’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
59. You've used the term 'Bazinga'
60. You get annoyed when people call manga, comic books or vice versa
61. Your mind works like Sherlock Holmes
62. You've sincerely asked your parents for an Ewok and gotten one
63. You set aside a whole weekend to watch your favorite movies and play video games (geekend)
64. You stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE
65. You've burned down the gymnasium with your Science Fair project
66. You have more toys than your kids
67. Your I.Q. is larger than your weight
68. Your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
69. You have more friends on the Internet than in real life
70. You can relate to this list

Cite's: Alum.wpi.edu/+geek
Julen.net/ephemera/pub/Geek.html
Thefrisky.com/2010-07-13/you-know-youre-a-geek-when-
Macabeeknives.com/dork.html
sff.net/people/pff/geek.html
All of my friends. You know who you are;)